The shit blog of Paul Chris Jones
I hate the names of video game consoles
2026-06-01 Punch and Judy puppets acting out 69ing
The lyrics of Red Hot Chili Peppers drive me mad
2025-07-05 Robbie Williams concert
The trip to Lloret del Mar: "I love 69"
A goblin chewing on a human foot
I grew up next to a children's prison
2023-08-14 Looking in my dad's loft for an air bed
Sonic the Comic convention in York
An encounter with Montreal's most incompetent drug dealer
Things that happened during my childhood
It's impossible to buy a present for my dad
My mom's depression and suicide
Effect of Androtiv gel on my testosterone levels
My third testosterone injection
Things a man needs to be attractive
Christmas traditions to get rid of
La Village de Noël in Le Barcarès, France
Results of a testosterone test
My Biology teacher made indecent images of children
Ten things I hate about Benny Lewis
All the crap places I've lived
All the crap jobs I've ever done
Teachers at Bishop Vesey's Grammar School
Sport at Bishop Vesey's Grammar School
Fuck you, the process of buying an album from iTunes
Fuck you, sending out Christmas cards
Religion at Bishop Vesey's Grammar School
Misbehaviour at Bishop Vesey's Grammar School
Bullying at Bishop Vesey's Grammar School
Every time I've ever been drunk
The first and last time I got high
A look back at Erdington's Central Square Shopping Centre
I was suspended from school for a paedophilia joke
Photos of Birches Green Primary School in the 90s
Birmingham in the 1990s and 2000s
Fuck you, spam emails about the COVID-19 pandemic
I kissed a gay man and I liked it
Fuck you, the process of organising a trip in the Lake District
Birmingham's old children's library: The Centre for the Child
Random crap I still have from my primary school, Birches Green
Whatever happened to Dominic Corbett?
Fuck you, poorly-designed Ticketmaster website
Fuck you, Windows 10 Action Center notifications
Music video: This is not a touchscreen laptop
Walking around Nara Dreamland, an abandoned theme park in Japan
Fuck you, Jetstar Airlines's booking website
Fuck you, Windows 10 start menu
Fuck you, Samsung's "Whistle" notification tone
My classmates thought my dad was a clown
I was a member of "the gay patrol" at Bishop Vesey Grammar School
Going to a hockey match in the world's biggest hockey arena
Fuck you, people who call me "buddy"
School memories & surpressing emotions
The difficultly of pronouncing "menthe" in French
I tried (and failed) to get a diagnosis of Asperger's syndrome