It's 3am. I'm tired. I want to sleep. But Jetstar Airlines won't let me sleep. THEY WON'T LET ME SLEEP.

Exhibit A

Their home page didn't recognise Tokyo as a destination, even though it is a real destination as far as I know.

But then the site did recognise Tokyo a few minutes later. Spooky... and annoying.

Exhibit B

The booking process wanted my "PC Email" as well as my "Mobile Email". What the hell are these? I think PC Email means the email account I use on my computer, and Mobile Email means the email account I use on my phone. Well, my PC Email and my Mobile Email are the same address, so go fuck yourself, Jetstar.

By the way, I had to type my email address FOUR times:

1. First I had to type the email address that I use on my PC (and who even uses the term 'PC' anymore?);
2. Then I had to confirm the email address I'd just typed, in case I was drunk or retarded and I'd misspelt it;
3. Then I had to type the email address that I use on my phone (which is the same as my 'PC address');
4. And finally I had to confirm my phone email address too.

All boxes are mandatory and you cannot paste into them. I hate this shit. Please, Jetstar Airlines, trust that I know how to spel correctly.

Exhibit C

When I clicked "Next" on the bottom of the page, the page simply refreshed. So where was the next page? No matter what boxes I filled in or didn't, I couldn't progress to the next page. I think the cause was from selecting "Login through Facebook". I had to manually create a new Jetstar account to get past this obstacle.

Exhibit D

On the baggage page, I saw this: "We have pre-selected an optional 20kg checked baggage per passenger for you." Well, that's nice, except I don't need it and it costs ¥1,130. So I simply unselected it. But if you were in a rush, you might not see that pre-ticked box, so you might pay for something you don't need. It's an insidious way Jetstar makes money.

Exhibit E

The booking process didn't tell me about a "Booking and Service Fee" of ¥1,720 until the very end. This means you don't know the actual price of your flights until you reach the last page. I suppose Jetstar thinks you'll be too worn-out to argue. Well, not me. "Fuck this," I said and booked with one of their competitors instead. Take that, Jetstar!

Exhibit F

I wasn't going to write all this, but then today, Jetstar delivered the final straw: a junk email. Jetstar couldn't even wait a whole day before sending me junk. The subject box reads "0% p.a. balance transfer for 18 months with Jetstar MasterCard". The email isn't even relevant because I'm not Australian and I can't apply for an Australian credit card.

Jetstar Airlines? More like... Jokers Fare-crimes. Hur hur.