I started taking Clomid today. It's a medication for women with low oestrogen. I'm not a woman nor do I have low oestrogen. But I'm taking it anyway because Clomid is supposed to increase testosterone in men. You need a prescription to buy it, which I don't have, so instead, I bought it on a dodgy website from Norway.

Maybe three months from now I'll be a true blood stud, going around impregnating all the women in Girona with my huge, copious amounts of sperm. We will see.