I was born in 1987, the same year as Black Monday. I'm not saying my birth caused it, but it probably did, like an omen of the birth of the antichrist.

I was born in Birmingham (that's the Birmingham in England, not the copy-cat in Alabama). The city is a shit-hole basically. It's neither north nor south, and it has no ties to the outside world except for its Cadbury's factory, which occasionally exports chocolates in exchange for basic aid.

So what's the deal about this blog? Well, basically, I just write about whatever I feel like. It's a free world, so who's going to stop me? YOU? Don't make me laugh. No really, don't; I have diarrhoea, and it comes out a little whenever I laugh. Talk about "shits and giggles".

My other sites

Here are some of the other places where I write shite:

• nostalgasm.com
• pauljonesblog.com
• crappydaddy.com
• pjones.dev
• thyroidpaul.com
• searchfortherowntree.com
• unguiriagirona.com