The blood on the top of my head now looks like body art or a strange tattoo. People probably think it's a form of self-expression. It makes me feel cool, like I've tattooed my head. Maybe soon, other people will copy me by painting their own heads with little red dots, and it'll be the latest craze.

Scabs are forming on the back of my head. And I tell you something: it feels amazing to rub these off on the sofa.