The shit blog of Paul Chris Jones

2024

I grew up next to a children's prison

2023

Young Who

[Aged 20] The strip club

Adam's Song

2022

My strained arm nightmare

Stealing cologne in Toronto

My nan and grandad

An encounter with Montreal's most incompetent drug dealer

Things that happened during my childhood

I wrote essays for money

Random Bishop Vesey memories

It's impossible to buy a present for my dad

My mom's depression and suicide

Childhood

Blah blah

My family

The last day of school

Results of a SHBG test

Effect of Androtiv gel on my testosterone levels

My third testosterone injection

Hair transplant

Things a man needs to be attractive

2021

Christmas traditions to get rid of

I start taking Clomid

La Village de Noël in Le Barcarès, France

Results of a testosterone test

My fucking flatmate Kevin

My Biology teacher made indecent images of children

Ten things I hate about Benny Lewis

All the crap places I've lived

Birches Green memories

All the crap jobs I've ever done

Teachers at Bishop Vesey's Grammar School

Sport at Bishop Vesey's Grammar School

2020

Fuck you, the process of buying an album from iTunes

Fuck you, sending out Christmas cards

LAN-play, Walsall

Religion at Bishop Vesey's Grammar School

Misbehaviour at Bishop Vesey's Grammar School

Bullying at Bishop Vesey's Grammar School

Growing up in Erdington

Every time I've ever been drunk

The first and last time I got high

A look back at Erdington's Central Square Shopping Centre

Toy Story sequel ideas

I was suspended from school for a paedophilia joke

Photos of Birches Green Primary School in the 90s

My pathetic love life

Birmingham in the 1990s and 2000s

Fuck you, spam emails about the COVID-19 pandemic

I kissed a gay man and I liked it

Birmingham's Discovery Day

2019

Fuck you, spoilers

Fuck you, the process of organising a trip in the Lake District

HEY – What's going on?

2018

My ideas for Doctor Who

Birmingham's old children's library: The Centre for the Child

Random crap I still have from my primary school, Birches Green

Fuck you, lasagne

2017

Fuck you, Property Brothers

Whatever happened to Dominic Corbett?

Trying to find my grandfather

Fuck you, poorly-designed Ticketmaster website

Fuck you, Windows 10 Action Center notifications

One year's gym progress

2016

Music video: This is not a touchscreen laptop

Kracie DIY miniature pizza

Fuck you, Jetstar Airlines's booking website

2015

Fuck you, Windows 10 start menu

Fuck you, Samsung's "Whistle" notification tone

My classmates thought my dad was a clown

I was a shoplifter

I was a member of "the gay patrol" at Bishop Vesey Grammar School

Going to a hockey match in the world's biggest hockey arena

Fuck you, Windows update

2014

Fuck you, people who call me "buddy"

Let's Play Second Life

Tadoussac and whale watching

School memories & surpressing emotions

2013

I tried (and failed) to get a diagnosis of Asperger's syndrome