Friday

Comiccon this weekend. Chicks in slutty cleavage costumes gonna be there. Celebrities gonna be there too. Much coolage. Ima go.

Wednesday

It's like $40 a ticket. Majorly expensive. Volunteers get in for free tho. Ima volunteer.

Thursday

They gave me a volunteer t-shirt at the induction day - shiny!

But I gotta volunteer for fifteen hours, starting tomorrow. Fifteen hours just for a $40 ticket? What am I, a Bangladeshi textile worker? Major suckage.

Friday

Fuck it. Ima stay home. I have the lazy.

Saturday

There's nothing to do at home. Much boredomness.

Sunday

I went to the cons anyways, and ninja'd my way in for free with my volunteer t-shirt (and my powers of the sneaky)! Very geniusy.

Here's a slutty elf in a bikini:

I was like totally taking pictures of her. She was like, "What's with the major stalkage?" I said, "Wanna do a sex on my bed?" She ran off. Then, a slutty Misty appeared!

I asked if I could put my cubone in her meowth. She said what? I said I was seaking to rhydon her. Then she kicked me in the pokeballs.

Comicon was shit.

Fucking comiccon.