Getting a big juicy ass to attract myself a sugar daddy
Dear Diary. I dropped 3-year-old off at school. Then I decided to check my phone to see what gym classes were available.
There was a gym class starting in twenty minutes called Core. The description said you work out your abs, your glutes, and your back.
That sounds good, I thought.
So I pressed the book button.
Then I realised: glutes means bum, doesn't it?
"Glutes is bum, isn't it?" I said to Girlfriend.
"Yeah, it is," she said.
"Hang on," I said. "Is this one of those classes that's just for women? Because it's women who want to get big bums, right? I don't think men want big bums, do they?"
"Probably not," she said. "It’s probably a class for women."
"Oh," I said. I'd just booked the class for women.
Now, once you book a gym class, you can't cancel it. Not half an hour before the class anyway. And if you don't go, then they penalise you by banning you from all classes for a week.
"I have to go," I said.
"Don't worry, it probably won't be all women," said Girlfriend.
So I went to the class and it was all women. I was the only man. The younger women looked at me with suspicion as if they thought I was a pervert, which to be fair, I am. The older women though didn't care I was there.
Anyway, I just went into a corner and kind of hid there until the class was over.
But I did work out my bum. So if I keep doing these Core classes then I’ll have a big juicy ass, and I'll be able to attract myself a sugar daddy, which is where all the money is.
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