My life in numbers
4th March 2015
Paul Chris Jones
- Days old: 10,164
- Current age: 27
- Age at first kiss: 11
- Age virginity lost: 23
- Women slept with: 2
- Relationships lasting more than 1 month: 1
- Times masterbated last year: 27
- Average annual income over the last five years: £7,711
- Debt: around £13,000 (student loan)
- Savings: £15,195
- Countries visited: 10 (United Kingdom, Canada, USA, Cuba, Spain, France, Greece, Cyprus, Poland, Germany (airport))
- Countries visited as a percentage of world's total: 5.1%
- Countries lived in: 2 (Canada for 11% of my life, and the UK for the other 89%)
- Flights taken: 22
- Twitter followers: 13
- Jobs held: 17 (postman, private English teacher, school teacher, proofreader, essay ghostwriter, bartender, waiter, lab technician, clothes store assistant, supermarket shelfstacker, private Photoshop tutor, cashier, busser, video games tester, barista, translator, professional ebay seller)
- Cars owned: 1
- Books written: 0
- Dolphins kissed: 0
- Times jumped out of a plane: 0
- Times arrested: 1
- Xbox gamerscore: 14,950
- Siblings: 3
- Parents alive: 1
- Grandparents alive: 3
- Nieces and nephews: 1
- Cousins: 10
- Weddings attended: 1
- Funerals attended: 2
- Weight: 58kg
- Height: 182cm
- BMI: 17.5 (underweight)
- Weight at birth: 3.4kg
- Height at birth: 53cm
- Average blood pressure over the last four months: 133/84
- TSH when diagnosed with hypothyroidism: 6.38mlU/L
- Current synthyroid dosage : 0.112mg
- Cholesterol: 4.19mmol/L (this is within a normal range)
- Fillings: 3
- Tattoos: 1
- Scars: 1
- Drugs tried: 6 (weed, mephedrone, MDMA, cocaine, salvia, aniracetam)
- Highest substantiated IQ: 162
- Heart beats so far = 1,024,531,200 (70 bpm x 60 minutes x 24 hours x 10,164 days)
- Heart beats remaining, assuming I die aged 79 = 1,882,036,800 (70 bpm x 60 minutes x 24 hours x (79 years x 365 days - 10,164 days ) )
Paul Chris Jones is a writer and dad living in Girona, Spain. You can follow Paul on Instagram, YouTube and Twitter.
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