Dear Diary. I submitted a film to a film competition tonight. The film is a heartfelt short documentary about my dead dad. The only problem is that my dad's not actually dead: he's still alive and working in Birmingham as a teacher. Hopefully the organisers of the film competition won't find that out.

I hope I win though because the first prize is a return ticket to South Korea. I wouldn't mind the second prize either, which is a bunch of expensive camera equipment.