Dear Diary. It's a sunny day today with horrible sunshine. I don't like the sun. It ages your skin prematurely. I want to look like I'm 18 when I'm 80 so the sun is a bastard. And the sun's only going to get worse as it's not even summer yet. I slept well last night despite sleeping on the floor of the hospital room. Effect of the testosterone gel. The more testosterone you have, the better you sleep. My total testosterone levels are currently extremely high. I'll have to check if there are any risks or side effects. Today we're leaving the hospital. We're bringing 0-year-old home. But we're not gonna leave him there, are we? But in the morning, I had to take 4-year-old to the doctor for his annual check-up. He's fine except he has a case where a boy's foreskin is too tight so you can't pull the foreskin out. I had that problem too when I was a boy and indeed I still have it now to some extent. The doctor has prescribed some cream which we are going to apply twice a day for three weeks. 4-year-old also has two spots on his back and the doctor has given us some cream for that as well. The doctor said we have to make sure the cream only goes on his spots, not his skin, because it burns. I don't know what kind of cream this is, sounds more like a fucking acid.