Dear Diary. When I walked into the gym changing room, there were loads of teenage boys getting undressed. All of the bodies were super fit; as lean and muscular as Tom Holland as Spiderman. It was a teenage girls’ wet dream. Are they all on HGH or something? I didn't have a body like that when I was sixteen. Maybe it's because I avoided all forms of exercise.

Girlfriend and I went for lunch at a restaurant called Umai. She thinks that will be the last time we can go out to this restaurant before she gives birth. It was €16 for a three-course meal. The food is really good.