Dear Diary. I went to the bathroom, and as I put my foot down, my foot touched something on the floor and I thought, "OH FUCK IT'S A COCKROACH." And I looked and it was actually just a paper doll that 3-year-old had made and left in the bathroom.

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I can't find my Bose wireless headphones which is a bit worrying because they cost me about €300. Last time I saw them and they were in the old apartment. I haven't seen them since we moved.

I wonder if one of the moving guys saw them and nicked them? Nah, they're around here somewhere probably.

I've always been prone to losing my belongings. When I was a kid, I left my gym bag on the bus a couple of times and my mom had to phone up the bus company to ask them if anyone had handed in my gym bag into Lost and Found. Someone actually had and she drove down to the bus depot to pick it up.

The school gym kit was expensive, because there was only one shop in the whole world that sold it. Clive Marks, it's called. They could charge a high price because they had a monopoly on the school uniforms.

Anyway, none of this helps me find my headphones.