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Here are some shit t-shirts men can wear.

1. Geek t-shirts

How about a Captain America t-shirt?

Show everyone you like Marvel while also implying you are yourself Captain America, albeit without the muscles, strength, good looks, bravery or anything else associated with Captain America.

2. Beach t-shirts

You like Hawaii? Okay so you've never been to Hawaii. Or outside your hometown for that matter. But how about a t-shirt with Hawaii on it? You like that?

Throw in a few palm trees and some waves and hey presto, you have a shit generic t-shirt.

3. Branded t-shirts

How would you like to pay $50 to have a company's logo on your chest?

To be fair, I’d wear a JUST DO IT t-shirt. As long as underneath it says JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF as a subtle way of being subversive.

4. NASA t-shirts

Fool people into thinking you're smart and work at NASA with this NASA t-shirt.

And who knows, maybe you can even trick NASA by sneaking into their building? And then, I don't know, go around pressing buttons or something. Look, I'm working at NASA! Hee hee! Whoops! I've just launched a rocket at a peaceful tribal village in the Philippines! Hee hee!

5. T-shirts with writing on them

Ha ha look it's a t-shirt with writing on it and it's saying something funny

The T-shirt above doesn’t even make sense. He’s not 50, he’s like twelve at most. You can’t fool me.

6. Fake sports t-shirts

How about a t-shirt for a baseball team that probably doesn't even exist? Even though you live in the UK and the nearest thing to baseball is hoodlums smashing shop fronts with baseball bats?

7. PuLp FiCtIoN

Failing everything else, wear a Pulp Fiction t-shirt. Everyone loves Pulp Fiction.

Remember that scene in Pulp Fiction where they're wearing bad clothes? And the clothes look like this t-shirt.