No-one will care, but I bought a new laptop a few weeks ago. Yes, I BOUGHT A NEW LAPTOP! I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

My penis always gets rigid when I buy a new laptop. I buy one every three years. This time I splashed out by spending £699 (usually my budget is only £300). I bought it from Amazon.co.uk.

By the way, the laptop came with a different processor to the one I ordered. The laptop was supposed to come with an Intel Core i5-6300HQ, which runs at 2.30 GHz. But instead it came with the superior Intel Core i7-6700HQ, which runs at 2.60 GHz. Basically, Amazon fucked up and sent me something better than I'd paid for. Double win!

How does the laptop compare with my previous laptops?

Here's a table that compares all the laptops I've owned so far:

Model	Year bought	Price	State	RAM	Disk space	Processor	Cores
Toshiba Equium A100-027	2007	?	second-hand	1 GB	73 GB	1.6 GHz	2
Acer Aspire 5734Z	2010	£299	refurbished	3 GB	310 GB	2.3 GHz	2
Toshiba Satellite C850-1LQ	2013	£299	refurbished	8 GB	750 GB	2.3 GHz	2
Lenovo Ideapad 700	2016	£699	new	12 GB	1000 GB	2.6 GHz	4

Model	Toshiba Equium A100-027
Year bought	2007
Price	?
State	second-hand
RAM	1 GB
ROM	73 GB
Processor	1.6 GHz
Number of cores	2
Model	Acer Aspire 5734Z
Year bought	2010
Price	£299
State	refurbished
RAM	3 GB
ROM	310 GB
Processor	2.3 GHz
Number of cores	2
Model	Toshiba Satellite C850-1LQ
Year bought	2013
Price	£299
State	refurbished
RAM	8 GB
ROM	750 GB
Processor	2.3 GHz
Number of cores	2
Model	Lenovo Ideapad 700
Year bought	2016
Price	£699
State	new
RAM	12 GB
ROM	1000 GB
Processor	2.6 GHz
Number of cores	4

As you can see, I got my first laptop in 2007 and it had a measly 73 GB of disk space. Nowadays I need more than that for just my porn. Every three years since then I've bought a new computer. It's become a tradition. It's also because my laptop runs slow as fuck after three years. It's probably all the porn and viruses slowing it down.

Does Moore's law hold up when it comes to RAM?

According to Moore's law, RAM and hard drive space should double every two years. Let's see how Moore's law holds up to real life. The table below shows the RAM of my laptops compared to the RAM expected by Moore's law. (Sorry if it seems like I'm shouting RAM all the time.)

Year	RAM of my laptop at the time	Expected RAM according to Moore's Law
2007	1 GB	1 GB
2008	1 GB	1 GB
2009	1 GB	2 GB
2010	3 GB	3 GB
2011	3 GB	4 GB
2012	3 GB	6 GB
2013	8 GB	8 GB
2014	8 GB	11 GB
2015	8 GB	16 GB
2016	12 GB	23 GB

As you can see from the table, Moore's law says my new laptop was supposed to contain 23 GB (which would have been rounded up 24 GB, because RAM is usually an even number). All I got though was a measly 12 GB. What the fuck, Moore? And this wasn't my fault. I shopped around, and all the laptops are like this.

What about Moore's law and hard disk space?

RAM is important for running software but disk space is even more important because it's for storing porn. So let's look at the disk space in my laptops so far.

Year	Hard disk space of my laptop at the time	Expected hard disk space according to Moore's Law
2007	73 GB	73 GB
2008	73 GB	103 GB
2009	73 GB	146 GB
2010	310 GB	206 GB
2011	310 GB	292 GB
2012	310 GB	413 GB
2013	750 GB	584 GB
2014	750 GB	826 GB
2015	750 GB	1168 GB
2016	1000 GB	1652 GB

As you can see from the table, Moore's law is fairly accurate here. However, the law says my new laptop should have come with about 1,500 GB of disk space, not 1,000 GB. It seems like computer advancement is slowing. Yet according to Wikipedia and Moore himself, Moore's law will end around 2025, and it shouldn't be slowing just yet. So basically, my new laptop is powerful, but not as powerful as expected. My dick's suddenly gone soft.