Hidden swearing
This is the place for
- english words with swear words inside them
- english swear words with another, 'safe' meaning
- phrases that make you inadvertantly swear
- foreign placenames with swear words in them.
So without further ado...
shit / shite
Shi'ite (a branch of Islam)
shiitake (japanese edible mushroom)
catch it (sounds like cat's shit)
watch it (sounds like what shit?)
wash it
mishit (mis-hit without the hyphen)
dick
addicted (used by Simple Plan in 'Addicted' - But I want you to know / I'm a dick / I'm addicted to you)
cock
Here's a few, but there's many more:
cock as in a male chicken
Bangkok
cock a doodle doo
cochlea
cocktail
cockatoo
stopcock
ass
Probably quite a few words with 'ass' in.
assassin
glass
cunt
Constable (you can get away with saying, cuntstable). See the Urban Dictionary definition.
The name CLINT, capitalised, is cunt except for the space between the L and the I
gay
The old english word for happy. We'll have a gay old time - The Flintstones.
other
saturday
sturdy
widow twanky
swanky
Fukushima
hot water
swear words that have a 2nd meaning
- bitch (a female dog)
- prick (a verb meaning to lightly stab). E.g. prickly, pinprick
- pussy (a cat)
- cock (a male chicken)
- bastard (a type of longsword)
- come (used in the film American Pie, when Tara Reid screams "I'm coming!" during sex, as her father calls her down for dinner)
- tit (a type of bird)
- breast (mmm, chicken breast)
- bum (a tramp)
- willy (shortened version of the name William)
If you have any more, please leave them as a comment, and I'll add them to the list.
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2012-01-04 James R
Arsenal, Scunthorpe
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2012-02-17 Ricardo Weldon
One of my favourites: LeMONGrass
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2014-11-21 Paul Chris Jones
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