My university's student union once made a naked calendar featuring some of the uni's sports teams.

Like most men, I'm a pervert, so of course I bought a copy. I also scanned the pages for posterity. You must understand that it wasn't in a creepy way, but it was in a... yeah, it was in a creepy way.

Again, solely for posterity reasons, here are some of pages.

Women's football:

I feel like they should have done a quality check on the girls. I would have excluded girls #2 and #5 in the front row, for a start.

Hockey:

More hockey:

Kayaking:

Netball:

There's a sticker over one girl's face here because I had a crush on her, and paradoxically, I felt uncomfortable seeing her in a slutty pose for an entire month.

Rugby:

Wildkatz:

As you may have noticed, "naked calendar" is a misnomer, because none of the girls are actually naked. In fact, some are fully clothed. I should have sued them for false advertising, and then used my legal winnings to make my own naked calendar.