Dear Diary. I didn't sleep well last night. I blame the pillow: it was hard and lumpy. All of Dad's pillows are like that. God help me; by the end of this two-week holiday, I'll be insane from sleep deprivation and they'll have to put me into emergency psychiatric care.

So I went out and bought a better pillow.

By the way, I heard on this on the radio today:

Big up to Benny Blanco who got a tattoo of a QR code for his latest album on his FACE! Wow! Respect to Benny there!

No Benny. You do not get respect for that. I don't know who Benny Blanco is, but where I'm from (Birmingham) getting a tattoo of a QR code makes you into an idiot, let alone a QR code tattoo on your face. Even people in Birmingham know that. So no. No respect to Benny there.