Dear Diary. I took 4-year-old to his swimming class and afterwards, we found two big sticks in the bin and he pulled them out and he threw them into the road hoping that a car would run them over and the cars that came drove around them. So 4-year-old picked up the sticks and took them into the middle of the road, dropped them there and the next car was a police car. And the police car stopped and the policeman wined down the window and he shouted something. And for the fact that I could be arrested here. 4-year-old and I are gonna be in a Jail cell tonight. I'll be playing harmonics and he'll be singing about blues. And the policeman shouted, "Do you want to cross the road?" He thought we were standing at the side of the road because we wanted to cross. Anyway, I panicked and I ran into the road, grabbed the sticks and put them back in the bin. The policeman just watched me and was wondering what the hell I was doing. Then when I finished, he just drove off thankfully.