Daddy wake up
Dear Diary. It's 7 am and I'm asleep. 3-year-old climbs into my bed and starts hitting me with his fists.
"Daddy, wake up," he says.
He's hitting me in my back quite hard. As hard as a three-year-old can hit, anyway. Which is surprisingly hard.
"Daa-dee, wake up."
I let a few grunts and a few half-formed words. "No, no," I moan.
It's not very polite of him, is it? To come into my bed and start hitting me. I mean, I don't go into his bed in the morning and hit him.
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