The fly, part 2
Dear Diary. Girlfriend, the fly and I are all in the kitchen together. The fly is buzzing round and round enthusiastically. It thinks it's part of the family now.
"This fly's been annoying me for three days," I say. It's pretty much the house pet by this point.
Girlfriend picks up a tea towel. She aims, then she releases the tea towel. THWACK.
"I think I got it!" she says.
Her theory is disproved two seconds later when the fly reemerged, unscathed.
"Here, let me try," I say.
She gives me the tea towel.
Normally I'm crap at things like this. Anything physical or anything involving hand-to-eye coordination.
Don't aim for the fly, I think. That's what the fly wants you to do.
So instead I aim for the spot a couple of centimetres above the fly.
WHACK. I smack it as fast and as hard as I can with the tea towel.
The fly falls down, dead.
I feel a little bit sad because that fly has kept me company this week. Not too sad though. Good riddance, I think, as I throw the fly in the bin.
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