Dear Diary. There's a new shop in Girona called La Pollería. They sell some kind of dessert shaped like a penis. It's very strange. That's literally all they sell: some kind of cake shaped like a penis.

Just now I walked past it. There were like ten people queuing up to get one of these penis cakes. One of the guys was wearing a big orange wig, kind of like an afro clown wig, which immediately tells me that he's a uni student.

And I suddenly understood what the appeal of these penis cakes are. They're for students getting ready to go out for a night drinking.

I don't go out drinking anymore, I gave that up around ten years ago. And so I probably won't be buying a penis shaped cake from there anytime soon.