Dear Diary. I'm alone in the apartment. Girlfriend and 3-year-old have gone to the beach without me. Don't feel bad for me, I actually like being alone. Girlfriend said this way, I can have some time for myself. And also finish the washing up.

It’s the first time I’ve been alone during this holiday, apart from the jellyfish encounter yesterday, although even then I had jellyfish for company.

It feels good to be alone for a bit. Normally when I’m alone, I have a wank. But strangely I don’t feel horny. Must be because I’m in my 30s now. I’m basically like a eunuch now.